...do you have to resort to this in order to grab my attention?

Spotted this officious looking "Notice" which was stuck on my door handle. It certainly looked - at first glance - like a notice from the housing authority, exhorting us flat dwellers to repair our ceilings within the stated period. The moment I saw the phrase "No Obligation Call Us Now At....", I knew that I have been had. Well almost.
What would they do next? Create an envelope with the "state-crest" and the words "ON GOVERNMENT SERVICE"?Labels: cheat, direct marketing, false advertising, personal